I found out that I wasn’t pregnant, after actually getting used to the idea that I was. I didn’t think it’d make me this upset, you know? The kid wasn’t even planned, and I guess I’m glad it was just a false positive instead of a miscarriage, but…still. I don’t know, it’s weird.
So you wanted to be pregnant after everything? It happens to a lot of people. Just think now you have your life more in control than you did before. Maybe just be more careful when you have sex.
It’s not “ugh”, it’s “yay”.
Alright, alright. Yaay.
I rather you find out from me than that damn gossip blog.
Alright, then sure. What’s up?
All right, I believe you. Now let’s cuddle and watch a Barbie movie because I’m going to make you watch one.
…you really wanna know?
Do you want me to know?
Sadly, I will. But get a few more drinks in me and we’ll see.
Hm, well now i’m curious, but i’m not going to make you get drunk off your ass just to talk to me.
Yeaaaaah. And the movie version is like two hours long so,you’d have to be super in to it without getting bored.
I’d probably get bored after ten minutes.
Yeah sure, only because you asked so nicely. Although, you have to promise not to throw up all over me.
I promise, I don’t do that.